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Archives YES! We Have Archives! Look here for any stories you may have missed previously... Or for those stories you absolutely did not get enough of the first time around. Issue 18: MASS HYSTERIA OVERTAKES TRACK AND FIELD TRIALS Commentary -- NFL Needs to Bag Its Playoff System BUSH STANDS FIRM ON INTERLEAGUE PLAY EVERETT POLITELY REMOVES HELMET NOTRE DAME LEADS NATION IN RUDY RECRUITMENTS Issue 17: QUARTER MILLION GATHER IN LA TO CELEBRATE PACERS LOSS Commentary -- Lance Armstrong is a Bad Role Model YOUNG BASKETBALL CAREER CUT SHORT NFL CONSIDERS SUING MLB OVER FOOTBALL SCORES WNBA SEEKS ROCKER-LIKE COVERAGE Issue 16: SCIENTISTS DISCOVER MARTINEZ ERA Commentary -- C'mon Tiger, Geez! NBA FINALS SHATTER MYTHS YOUNG FAN TAKEN TO BALLGAME, OUT WITH CROWD ENGLAND DEFEATS GERMANY AFTER RECOVERING GERMAN ENCRYPTION DEVICE Issue 15: NHL REJECTS STARS DO-OVER REQUEST Commentary -- ESPN Needs A New Channel BASEBALL TO ALLOW CRYING DELUDED FAN THINKS HE LOST TO THE PACERS JOHNSON, MULHICKI STILL TO BE PICKED Issue 14: INDY 500 FOUND DEAD, APPARENT SUICIDE Commentary -- Hack-a-Shaq Whenever You Get The Chance JERSEY, PHILLY PLAY "MUST-WIN" GAME DODGER 19 SEEK FREEDOM, JUSTICE, CAP BREWERS IN BOY BAND BLOW-UP Issue 13: KNICKS-HEAT DECLARED ILLEGAL BY UNITED NATIONS Commentary -- Overused Cliches Are Being Underused GOALIES GETTING IN THE WAY OF PUCKS JIM COURIER RESIGNS FAN DECLARES: "NINE DOLLARS FOR A BEER AND HOT DOG IS A COMPLETE RIP-OFF" Issue 12: VIRGIN MARY SEEN IN IVERSON SWEAT STAIN Commentary -- It's Time For More Cyborgs NBA SUCKS, ACCORDING TO FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD SUCK EXPERT FANS COMPLACENT OVER HOME RUN BALLS HIT INTO THE STANDS WALLACE GETS THE POLE Issue 11: BASEBALL BRACES FOR COSTNER-LESS SUMMER Commentary -- Professional Athletes Shouldn't Have Opinions JAGUARS CONTINUE DOMINANCE OVER DOLPHINS PHILLY FANS LUSTILY BOO THEIR GOALTENDER IN SUPPORT THIS YEAR'S DERBY A "REAL HORSE-RACE" Issue 10: ELIAN'S MORAL DILEMMA: MARLINS OR ORIOLES? Commentary -- That Was A Strike! SOMEONE WAS SITTING IN HIS SEAT AUSTRALIA GETS READY FOR THE "MOST IRRELEVANT OLYMPICS EVER" ALL'S QUIET ON THE NBA PLAYOFF FRONT Issue 9: THOUSANDS BURNED, BLINDED AT ASTROS HOME OPENER Commentary -- Stanley Cup Prediction JOHN LECLAIR MAKES DRAMATIC ADVANCE IN QUANTUM PHYSICS THE SOFTER SIDE OF BOBBY KNIGHT AMAZING IRONY ON NFL DRAFT DAY SETS OFF FRENZY OF WITTY SPORTS HEADLINES Issue 8: DID LEAGUE SECRETLY BEGIN ITS SEASON? Commentary -- Losing Teams Must Score More BATTAH BATTAH BATTAH, SWINGS, BATTAH! AND MISSES AREA MAN REACHES TOTAL SPIRITUAL TRUTH AND ENLIGHTENMENT...ALMOST ESPN ONE-MILLIONTH DUNK PROMOTION STIRS UP NBA CONTROVERSY Issue 7: WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN STATE, NORTH CAROLINA OR FLORIDA DEFEAT WISCONSIN, MICHIGAN STATE, NORTH CAROLINA OR FLORIDA TO WIN NATIONAL BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP! Selling Baseball to Japan and the World BASEBALL SEASON OPENS IN JAPAN FISHER'S INJURY COULD MEAN TROUBLE FOR ALLAN METALWORKS IN SOFTBALL PLAYOFFS STANLEY TOOLS TO SPONSOR NHL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES Issue 6: BELFOUR SIGNS SHOCKING NEW BILLION-DOLLAR CONTRACT What Will We Buy Now? "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" - BANNED! WOODS ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION WITH BAY HILL VICTORY TAGALONG'S COMMENTS BRING CONTROVERSY TO NORMALLY QUIET IDITIROD CELTICS RALLY LATE TO COVER SPREAD Issue 5: ELLIOTT'S KIDNEY THREATENS TO SIT OUT PLAYOFFS Is Sports Missing a "Cyber"-Opportunity? NEW TOP LEVEL BRACKET DOMAIN CREATED OLYMPIC HOPEFULS FULL OF HOPE WORTHLESS CRAP GIVEAWAYS UP OVER NINE PERCENT Issue 4: DEA INVESTIGATES TEAMS "ON THE BUBBLE" Here's Where to "Stick" It DRUNKEN KNOW-IT-ALL WON'T SHUT-THE-HELL UP FASTEST CAR WINS NASCAR RACE...AGAIN! NBA TEAMS COMPETE FOR THE AFFECTIONS OF LOS ANGELINOS Issue 3: GOD PARLAYS OMNISCIENCE INTO BIG PAYDAY Our Endorsement for President is Bill Bradley NHL MIRED IN MEDIOCRITY ADOLESCENT FINDS SWIMSUIT ISSUE "NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE" BURE SHOOTS AND SCORES! BRAVES FANS REMAIN SKEPTICAL Issue 2: NFL CONFIRMS, RAMS DID INDEED WIN THE SUPER BOWL COMMENTARY - Is It Time To Eliminate Fighting From Boxing? LA-Z-BOY RECLINER THE DIFFERENCE IN ROCKETS LOSS ARIZONA, FLORIDA HOST TO CRUEL ANNUAL RITUAL DYING MAN REGRETS WATCHING GOLF Issue 1: 'Miracle on Ice' Still Unrecognized By Vatican ABC IGNORES MAN AT GAME WITH WITTY SIGN McGwire Traded for Green…and Gummi Bears Too Many Student-Athletes Slipping Through the System FIFA Rule Changes Imminent Oregon State Nickname "Not what you think it is" Berkshire Queries Cricket Tourney

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