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Our Endorsement for President is Bill Bradley
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With the primary process in full swing we here at Left Field Sports are endorsing Democrat Bill Bradley for President. Our basis for this is that no other candidate has the backing of as prominent an athlete as Michael Jordan.
Probably the most important consideration in making our endorsement for Bradley is Jordan's six NBA Championships. What else but the indomitable winning championship spirit that Jordan has displayed over his career could serve as a true barometer to Bill Bradley's worthiness to be President.
But as if the championship spirit of Jordan were not enough to earn our endorsement, his other accomplishments certainly are.
Among Jordan's amazing statistical accomplishments are his all-time NBA leading scoring average of 31.5 points per game, playoff game record of 69 points versus Boston, the all-time playoff scoring leader, and league scoring leader a record ten times.
Then there are the numerous awards that Jordan has received including league MVP five times, Playoff MVP six times, All-Star game MVP three times, Defensive Player of the Year in 1988, and named to the league All-NBA team ten times and All-Defensive team eight times.
Jordan was also named one of the 50 greatest players in a NBA history and was named ESPN's greatest Athlete of the Century.
And that is just his professional career. Jordan has proven to be equally successful in college where he won a National Championship and was name Naismith Player of the Year. And in business he took a struggling shoe company and turned them into a worldwide powerhouse.
What candidate can boast of such a career? Well, none, but Michael Jordan can, and Jordan has endorsed Bill Bradley. Actually Bradley has won an NBA title and had a very successful college career. So he's got that going for himself as well, although that pales to what Jordan has accomplished.
Even though many athletes have yet to give their official endorsement, we sincerely doubt that any other candidate will be able to match Bill Bradley's Michael Jordan in these overwhelming numbers and accomplishments. That is why are confidant in our assessment that Michael Jordan legendary achievements make Bill Bradley the best candidate to be President of the United Sates of America.
©2000 Copyright David Oliver
DISCLAIMER: These stories are not true. No really. It's all just a joke, you know for fun.
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