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Commentary
That Was A Strike!
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Oh man, did you see that? What was the ump looking at? That was right over the outside corner. That is freaking unbelievable.
Hey ump! They got lasers to correct your eyesight! You suck!
That guy should be out. That was so strike three, that is not even funny. We should be out of this inning, now look at it. This is totally unfair!
These umps just got to make themselves part of the game. I mean that was right at the knees over the corner of the plate. He's been giving that pitch to the other team all day and suddenly now he decides that isn't a strike.
Geez, I am so pissed off. First there was that play at the plate and now this. What does this ump have against us anyway?
You Ump! Whatever the other team is paying you, I'll double it!
I swear this ump never gives us any calls, rememebr that game last week, he was totally giving their guys the benefit of the doubt. And we couldn't buy a call.
This ump is blind. Dude! That was a strike! Repeat after me: "Strike three, yer out!"
Dammit you might just cost us the game! That was a strike!
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©2000 Copyright David Oliver
DISCLAIMER: These stories are not true. No really. It's all just a joke, you know for fun.
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