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Philly Fans Lustily Boo Their Goaltender in Support
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PHILADELPHIA, PA - A mystery has been solved when the apparently unconscionable booing of hometown goalie Brian Boucher was determined not to be booing at all. Instead, the fans were apparently using the first syllable of Boucher's last name as an homage to the young goaltender.
Philadelphia fans, known as some of the most unforgiving in all of sports, seemed to be especially hard on the rookie goaltender, booing him most lustily when he seemed to make difficult saves. Boucher, pronounced boo-shay, initially did not seem phased by the apparent dissatisfaction.
"I am sure it is nothing to be concerned about. All I can do is make the saves, I cannot control what the fans do."
However, a deeper investigation showed that the booing was for the exact opposite of a traditional boo. Flyer fan Fred Portello explained, "Booing? No we were 'Bou'-ing. We love that guy,' Boo' like in 'Boucher'. Duh."
Interim Flyer Coach Craig Ramsey expressed some relief at the actual explanation, "Well it is good to know that they weren't booing,, or..I mean they were booing but…they aren't booing because, it's like…ah forget it."
This, however, seems to be a case that could lead to some serious confusion. As described by Portello, "I mean, we boo in both cases, if he's playing like crap or playing well. So I guess it isn't a very informative chant."
Others disagree, noting that out of context, sure it could be misleading and confusing. But as one fan explained, "Only an idiot wouldn't be able to tell which boo we are booing. I mean a great save is 'Boo', for 'Boucher' and a crappy goal is 'Boo', as in 'you freaking piece of crap I'll kick your ass if you come into my neighborhood for letting in such weak goal'. Totally different"
Boucher meanwhile had a only to say, "Oh I get it now, 'Boooo'-shay as in my name. That's pretty clever. Cool."
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