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Commentary
Hack-a-Shaq Whenever You Get The Chance
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Is there anything more frustrating then waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store only to have Shaquille O'Neal holding up the line because he is trying to write a check?
Or how about when you are at the movie and there is Shaq jabbering away right behind you?
How frustrating is it to be stuck behind O'Neal in traffic, he won't move over and he won't speed up?
Well the next time O'Neal is frustrating you to distraction, hack him. Employ the effective hack-a-shaq strategy that has so effectively kept O'Neal from winning a championship. That takes him out of his game and onto the free throw line where he has proven less then effective.
As he is going for that checkbook in the grocery store line, just slap his wrist.
When he starts gabbing at the movies, grab him by the waist, safely but securely. It helps if you let the usher know before hand what your strategy is going to be.
On the freeway gently, but authoritatively bump his car with yours. This is a slight theme on hack-a-shaq as the car serves as a proxy.
Hack-a-shaq whenever you get the chance. Hack-a-shaq at the car wash. Hack-a-shaq at the bank. Hack-a-shaq at church.
Hack-a-shaq and make him beat you where he is least effective - at the free throw line.
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DISCLAIMER: These stories are not true. No really. It's all just a joke, you know for fun.
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