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Commentary
Dennis Miller use big words. Scare and Confuse Us
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We no understand Dennis Miller. We confuse, we watch football, we know football, but Dennis Miller talk confuse us.
I no me not so bright but me know football and football I know. But Miller talk about things me know heard of. After all me just football fan.
I hear Dennis Miller talk about 'ufraydeez' and 'dammycleez' but me know speak Latin so me no know what he mean. Me thought they were players on Forty-niner. Me just football fan, Dennis Miller too smart for me.
Me know other football fan and they also confused by Miller. He shake his head and say he has headache and wonder if maybe we too dumb to watch football now. Me just football fan, me no watch news or nature TV, me just dumb football fan and now me scared to even watch football.
Oh, there bright shiny object……….
What me talk about again, me forget, me just football fan. Me know football, but what me know about history.
Me feel stupid, me football fan. Me like Dennis Miller not for football, he make football too smarter for me and friend. After all, I think I like most football fan, too dumb for Monday Night Football. I understand me Dan Fouts and Al Michaels, but Dennis Miller talk like he super-scientist professor like on Gilligan Island..
I get sad and frightened now, maybe me watch Ally McBeal instead.
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